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NFL Preview for People in a Hurry

There's no point in killing too many innocent pixels for the 2009 season. Barring the unforeseen catastrophic injuries that of course will occur, and which make football previews the most useless of forecasting endeavors, there are only three possible outcomes for the year. Your National Football League champions will be, in order of probability--

1. New England Patriots

2. Pittsburgh Steelers

3. In yet another epochal upset, whichever one of 13 NFC teams winds up representing the downtrodden Fox Broadcasting conference in the Super Bowl. (The puny human mind cannot envision the Lions, Rams, or Bucs getting that far. They'll be happy, and lucky, to finish the regular season.).

posted by Michael Gee @ 6:25 AM