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FUBAR Was Already Taken, Senator

Senator Pat Roberts (R-Kans.) was very upset on the Senate floor today. Roberts was distressed that President Bush had not given Republicans in Congress any political cover before threatening to veto legislation expanded S-CHIP, a children's health insurance program.

Roberts was so upset, in fact, he delivered what might be the ultimate insult available to or about an official of our nation's government. After complaing that Bush had advanced no alternative program for Republicans to support, Roberts, moved to the depths of his soul, uttered the following anguished cry.

"He hasn't even given us an acronym!"

posted by Michael Gee @ 3:35 PM