Memo to My Former Business
Dear newspapers, magazines, and most of all, cable news networks:Ladies and gentlemen, as Karl Marx did not but should have written, history repeats itself first as tragedy, then as crashing bore.
No sentient carbon-based life forms in this galaxy give one rat's ass about O.J. Simpson and whatever the hell he did or didn't do in Las Vegas. Move on, OK? Really, we'd rather hear about Britney and Lindsay. Not that we do, but it's better than O.J Part Duh.
posted by Michael Gee @ 9:07 PM
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