Thursday, April 26, 2012

Euphemism: One Industry Where America Will Always Lead the World

Drive-time radio and radio advertising have expanded this commuter's sum of knowledge. Thanks to Steve Wynn and various shoddily written news stories, I know now that in Massachusetts casinos are no longer casinos.

They are "destination resorts."

That's because, whenever some American's rich uncle dies, or they win Powerball, their dream vacation dreams always are of Foxboro. Unless they're dreaming big.

Of Taunton.


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