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Campaign '08-Over Any Day Now, Part Whatever

Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has written a diet book. He has been endorsed by pro wrestling legend Ric Flair. Huckabee's biggest endorsement came from Chuck Norris (with whom he made a hilarious commercial).

It's no surprise Mike Huckabee is soaring in the Republican race. Look at the first paragraph. Isn't it obvious? Huckabee IS UHF television brought to life in a blue suit. He speaks for all Americans too rural/old/cheap to get cable. That is a significant percentage of the Republican electorate.

posted by Michael Gee @ 10:02 AM