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My Enemy, My Socks

Via the ever reliable "Textile Research" magazine comes word of a sinister development in modern science. The European Union government or whatever the hell they it is funding a research project that reeks of evil-unless it was properly washed.

The BIOTEK project aims to create clothing containing biochemical sensors which will automatically monitor the wearer's bodily fluids for vital signs and/or illegal drug use. When George Orwell wrote "1984" he never dreamed that Big Brother could be tastefully accessorized.

The EU SAYS the covert fabric is to serve mankind. It will be used for protective clothing and athlete's uniforms. Ha. One need not be as paranoid as Mike Gravel to see what's up here. Those faceless bureaucrats in Brussels are looking to make a rat stool pigeon out of your underwear.

posted by Michael Gee @ 6:41 PM