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Baseball History in the Making Question.

Which do you think is going to happen first?

A) Bud Selig goes to Barry Bonds and says, "No offense, Barry, but I've been out here a week now, and my wife says the chores are piling up back home."

B) Barry Bonds goes to Bud Selig and says, "No offense, Mr. Commissioner, but as far as this record and myself are concerned, it's pretty obvious you're a #*&^@ jinx. Isn't there something else you need to do?"

You've got to love a sport that can turn one of its all-time moments (for better or worse) into an occasion so socially awkward for all concerned it'd drive Miss Manners to watch the X-Games instead.

posted by Michael Gee @ 7:15 AM