Wednesday, January 22, 2014

The Ultimate Endpoint of Pro Football Commentary -- I Hope

Today at a little after 4 p.m on ESPN's "NFL Insider"., Jerome Bettis set the all time record for sentences nobody thought they'd ever hear, nor were even capable of imagining. This distortion in the sports-space-time continuum visibly staggered his colleagues, and deserves to stand alone in a museum, but the next paragraph will have to do.

Bettis was angry. He had a complaint. "They're making a mockery of the Pro Bowl!!"

They'll be shooting at topping the glorious idiocy of that one for many years to come. Skip Bayless, you're on the clock.


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