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The Ultimate Endpoint of Pro Football Commentary -- I Hope

Today at a little after 4 p.m on ESPN's "NFL Insider"., Jerome Bettis set the all time record for sentences nobody thought they'd ever hear, nor were even capable of imagining. This distortion in the sports-space-time continuum visibly staggered his colleagues, and deserves to stand alone in a museum, but the next paragraph will have to do.

Bettis was angry. He had a complaint. "They're making a mockery of the Pro Bowl!!"

They'll be shooting at topping the glorious idiocy of that one for many years to come. Skip Bayless, you're on the clock.

posted by Michael Gee @ 5:04 PM