Thursday, May 21, 2009

Grammar Confuses Commentators

A modest suggestion here. When seeking a modifying verb to use with the sentence subject "Michael Vick" and the sentence object "play football?" use these words in the following order.

1. Should

2. Can

3, 287,298, 001. Where will

Get a grip, football observers! Vick's still under house arrest. He's spent two years in a federal joint. No one has even asked him if he WANTS to play football in 2009. I know he doesn't have many other options, economically speaking, but he may wish a little quiet time on the outside. That, at least, would show he's learned something in prison.


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