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Patriots 24-Jets 17

When a professional football team runs the ball for almost three times as many yards as does its opponent, it will almost always win the game no matter what else happens.

"Almost" was used as a modifier in the preceding sentence to cover happenings such as Tom Brady getting killed, which seems to be a secondary feature of New England's offense so far this season.

posted by Michael Gee @ 8:33 AM