Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Batting Third and Playing First Base, The Ghost of John Maynard Keynes

Memo to: Hank Steinbrenner and Brian Cashman
In Re: Recent Capital Investments

Fellas, when the President-elect talked about his economic stimulus package, he said the country needed to put big money into infrastructure, not infielders.
Oh, and inquiring minds want to know. What made your deal for Mark Teixeira sweeter than those of the other teams? Did you promise to take away the captaincy from Derek Jeter? Or was that you'd make A-Rod give him a free shot at Madonna?


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