Friday, March 07, 2008

The Internet: Home of Sissies

Involved in a contest for a reasonably large prize, to wit, the presidency of the United States, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have been a bit rough on each other. Nothing untowards by the standards of the National Hockey League playoffs or Chicago and Arkansas politics, but rough play nonetheless.

BFD. Nobody cares. Welcome to the real world. Anonymous Internet friends I don't know and respect are swearing deep vows they'd rather see John McCain in the White House than lose this battle of Good vs. Evil. Look Out! Mark Penn is behind the ref with a folding chair!!

I voted for Obama. My daughter is a Clinton supporter. She came back from BU, one month after the Massachusetts primary, and said people are starting to hassle her for her position. Senator Clinton, who doesn't have youth for an excuse, has said only the ability to wake up in the middle of the night and order innocent people to die makes one fit to lead the USA.

Obamaphiles, shut up and hit her back. Sen. Clinton: Don't say anything that can't be used against you in a court of October debate.

Both campaigns: I have no money. Stop e-mailing me. Stop calling me. Stop. Flip a frickin' coin and be done with it.


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